void-the-bear:
weaver-z:
weaver-z:
weaver-z:
No recent SCP has enchanted me like SCP-4723 and yet there’s NO art of it
yuo’re moneyy is gone…….
Me reviewing the footage of the bank during the hours when I was a teller knowing I’m about to get swamped by the fucking Men in Black
[ID: A screenshot from the SCP website that reads, “Description: SCP-4723 is the designation for six domesticated Felis catus housepets. When directly viewed by any human being, the SCP-4723 instances will appear to be human males in business suits. However, this effect is not present with 64-year-old Marianne Baker (designated SCP-4723-A), the owner of the SCP-4723 instances. The SCP-4723 instances refer to themselves as humans and identify themselves by name; they also have refused to speak to Foundation personnel, claiming “Ma Baker didn’t raise us to be snitches.” Through cross-testing with SCP-4723-A and monitored conversations between the SCP-4723 instances, an identity chart has been compiled between breed and identified names.” Below, there is a chart with columns for “Designation” “Breed,” and “Identifies as.”
Row 1: 4721-1, Persian Longhair, Lawrence Nimitz
Row 2: 4723-2, Russian Blue, Alexei Tzyosorov
Row 3: 4723-3, Somali Cat, Jim Scott
Row 4: 4723-4, American Wirehair, Harry Coydell
Row 5: 4723-5, Turkish Van, David Gafver
Row 6: 4723-6, Siamese Cat, Adlai Williams
The text continues, “Item History: SCP-4723 was discovered on 3/28/2019 when the instances robbed the Nash County Bank. According to eyewitness testimony, the instances arrived - armed with compact handguns and explosives - and proceeded to threaten the employees into handing them the bank’s money reserves. A bank guard fired his weapon at the instances, and despite multiple witness accounts that he was aiming directly at the group, all of his shots hit the wall behind them. He then attempted to jump and tackle one of the instances, which resulted in him phasing through the illusion and knocking himself out. This phasing was witnessed again after one of the instances walked under a waist-high swing door. After coercing the bank manager to open the vault, the instances proceeded to place approximately $570,000 in several burlap bags and left, leaving behind their weapons and a “calling card” at the scene. The card has been transcribed below for access.
yuo’re moneyy is gone
- the cklowdr
After investigators reviewed the security cameras and discovered footage of housecats with handguns in their mouths in contrast to the witness reports, the Foundation was notified. Through bill number tracing and CC footage of other neighboring stores, SCP-4723 was traced to the residence of SCP-4723-A - a known film collector and former convict - on 4/4. During the subsequent Foundation apprehension, the anomalous properties of the SCP-4723 instances were discovered.”
The next image is of an emoji face sitting behind a computer, staring at the screen with bloodshot eyes and a shocked expression on its face.
The final image is a photoshopped picture of the six cats listed above, all holding handguns in their mouths. The top and bottom text reads, “Me and the boys / Getting ready to rob a bank.” End ID.]
